My Life As A Teenage Robot Porn Story: Some Like It Bot Chapter 1

Obvious Disclaimer The characters in this story are from
the cartoon My Life as a Teenage Robot, and I own nothing, nada, zilcho
pertaining to them.P My sole creation is
the character of Drew, a human high school student who was turned into an
android by Cluster nanotechnology.P Say
what?P If you give a doing, its
explained in the story Android Scam by CoyoteLoon.P I got the silly little idea for this story shortly after
finishing that one.

SOME LIKE IT BOT

A My Life as a
Teenage Robot Fanfic

Chapter One The Day
The Music Died

It had been a lot of hard work, but Jenny knew she was up to
the challenge.P There would be one
chance, and one chance only, to get it right.P
She had to pay close attention to the equipment.P She didnt dare blink an eye, because when
the signal came, she was going to have to act lightning fast.P She had gotten up early and spent nearly an
hour reconfiguring the monitors for the most crucial mission of her teenage
life.

Every monitor in her bedroom had a line running from an
output jack into a communications switching panel that was deployed from
Jennys chest.P That way, she could
watch them and use them all at once.P
Every screen displayed sine waves and communications signals.P She was getting nervous, and her sensors
were getting a little fatigued from her constant vigil.P But there was no way she could risk missing

The signal!

She heard it!P It
almost caught her by surprise, but Jenny quickly activated a circuit on her
communications panel.P Rapid-fire beeps
filled the room and her electronics hummed at top speed.P Then the beeps stopped, and Monitor Eight
showed a successful connection.P There
were a few clicking noises.P Jenny
deployed a small microphone to her mouth, and held her breath

Congratulations, youre caller sixteen!

Yessss!P It
was all she could do contain herself.

And youre talking to Zinger McCloud in the morning!P Whos this?

Jenny!P Jenny
Wakeman!P Oh yes oh yes oh yes oh
yes!!!

And what do you have to say for us this morning, Jenny?

K-T-R-M 103 is The Bomb that rocks Tremorton!!!

Thats the phrase that pays, and Jenny, I hope youre not
busy tomorrow, because we are hooking you up, with three friends, with tickets
and backstage passes to see the Back Sync Boys!!!

Jenny leapt into the air, screaming with pure joy, and
knocked a hole into the ceiling.P She
could barely calm down long enough to give the DJ her personal information,
then she unplugged herself from the monitors, and started dancing around her
bedroom.P She grabbed a pillow and
squealed into it.P The force of her
voice blew a hole right through it like a sonic cannon, sending soft white
feathers blowing around the room.

She finally stopped and composed herself.P Okay, Jenny, okay get it together gotta
get ready for school and go pick three friends to meet the Back Sync Boys!!!

Jenny was back in dance mode, twisting and spinning, when
her bedroom door flew open.

XJ-9!P What in the
name of Heisenberg is going on in here?!?P Mrs. Wakeman barged in, investigating the thumping and pounding
that shook the whole house.P She half
expected to find a signs of a struggle, or the remains of a bomb blast.P Instead, her robot daughter was lip-syncing
to some racket on the radio in front of one of those ridiculous boy band posters,
and her monitoring equipment was lying about in disarray, half-disassembled,
the floor littered with wires and cables.

The emergency monitors!!!P
She clutched at her long white hair, horrified.P XJ-9, what have you done?!?

Jenny spun around on her toes.P I won, Mom!P I won!P Im going to

Mrs. Wakeman pointed a finger, with a threatening look.P You are going to reassemble these
monitors right now, young lady or else.

That slowed Jenny down a bit, but she was still giddy.P Sure, Mom.P
Dont stress it.P I just needed
to use them for a little while.

You are supposed to monitor for trouble, and save the
world!P It would seem to be difficult to
monitor for trouble when you do not have any monitors!!!

Okay, okay, I said Ill fix them, Mom!P Oh, its no use trying to get Mom to
understand.P She just has no sense of
priorities!P She knelt down and
started rearranging cables, and flashed a big innocent smile towards her
mother.

That seemed to satisfy Mrs. Wakeman.P Well, all right then.P And youd best be quick about it, or youll
be late for school.

School!P How much
time until school starts oh wow, ten minutes.P This shouldnt be too much trouble.P After all, shed taken them apart, she could put them back
together.P She stood up, holding a mess
of identical black cables in her two hands.P
Hmmm, I probably should have labeled these.P This turned out to be a little trickier than
she thought.P Now she was down to five
minutes.P Oh, what the hey.P Jenny quickly reconnected all her monitors
together at random, figuring that at least one of them had to work.P She grabbed her backpack, jumped out of her
bedroom window, and ignited her pigtail-jets.P
Jenny sped across the sky, a blue blur, happily singing to herself all
the way to Tremorton High School.

Drew didnt have much to do while the other guys hit the
showers after Phys Ed.P With an android
body made of nanobots, he didnt sweat or generate odor at least none that he
noticed.P It was just one of the
thousands of little things that was different about his life now.P And for the most part, he had to admit that
there was an awful lot of upside to being an android.P He was a lot stronger and faster than he used to be.P His sight and hearing was a lot better.P He didnt feel pain.P Of course he was nowhere near as strong or
fast as Jenny after all, she did mop the floor with two thousand copies of
me but Drew enjoyed one perk that Jenny could never have.P No responsibilities.

Then there was the strangeness of the Cluster nanobots
themselves.P Nobody, not even Dr.
Wakeman, was completely sure yet of what they could or couldnt do.P He could stretch and turn his body into
different shapes, and that was a blast, but he couldnt turn himself into
anything too complicated.P Hard as he
tried, he couldnt even make a simple wheel.P
Too bad.P It wouldve been
really cool to be a motorcycle.

Brad walked out of the locker room, smoothing back his spiky
red hair.P Hey, Drew nice game.P Basketballs a lot easier when your arms are
twelve feet long, huh?

Oh, come on, Drew laughed.P I did that once!

Just kidding.P
I dont see you again till lunch, said Brad.P What are you up to this weekend?

No plans so far.P
You wanna get together with Jenny and hang out?

Ill just bet youd like that, said a nasal voice from
behind.

A thin, gangly student came out of the locker room, pursuing
Drew.P He wiped his greasy black hair
off of his acne-covered face, while stuffing wads of tissue paper into each
nostril to stop a nose bleed.P It
wouldve been a tense situation, if he didnt look so pitiful.

Drew sighed.P Look,
guy, I said I was sorry!P I mean, you
were looking right at me.P I thought you
were going to catch that ball.

Oh, Im onto your little game.P Getting yourself a fancy android body.P Trying to take me out of the picture!P Well, it wont work.P It
wont work, I tell you!

What wont work?P
Look I dont even know your name.

Playing dumb, huh?P
Well, thats fine with me.P The
names Sheldon.P Sheldon Lee.

Okay, Sheldon what wont work?

Sheldon pointed a clammy finger into Drews chest.P Youre trying to steal the love of
my life.

Look … I think you might be making a mistake.P Im not after anyones uh Sheldon?P Suddenly Sheldons eyes seemed to glaze
over, and a big, dumb grin spread on his face.P
He was looking past Drew, like he wasnt even there.P Drew raised a hand and snapped his fingers,
with no effect.

Sheldon sighed deeply, and his voice swooned.

But soft, what light through yonder hallway breaks?

Drew was starting to wonder about this guy.P He glanced at Brad, who had his hand over
his mouth, fighting back laughter.

Sheldon continued.P
Tis the east and Jenny is the sun.

Drew turned around.P
Sure enough, Jenny was walking down the hallway, surrounded by a swarm
of other girls.P They were talking
loudly, rapidly, and excitedly, and the babble was punctuated by the occasional
squeal.P Whatever was going on, Jenny
looked to be in absolute heaven.P Hmmm.P They dont pay this much attention to her
when she shoots down an incoming ballistic missile.

A little light went off in Drews head.P He stifled a chuckle.

Ohhh I didnt realize that you and Jenny were an item.P Straight face!P Straight face!

Sheldon snapped out of his daydream.P Well more or less.P I mean, its not official or anything.P And we really havent actually dated.P His chest swelled.P But our fates are written together in the stars!

Okay.P Okay.P Mmmph!P
Straight face!P Listen,
Sheldon, one guy to another I appreciate the heads-up.P Jenny and I are just friends.P Dont let me get in your way.P Go for it, Tiger!

Sheldon gave Drew a suspicious look.P Well, okay then.P But Im keeping an eye on you, you usurper!P And with that, he wiped off his face with
the sleeve of his sweatshirt, and headed down the hall to his next class,
looking back over his shoulder to give Drew a nasty look.

Drew and Brad were almost in pain from holding back, and
burst out into roars of laughter.P After
a few moments, they caught their breath.P
Oh wow gasped Drew.P Jenny
is one lucky gal.

Brad wiped a tear from his eye.P Poor Sheldon!P Hes got a
humongous crush on Jenny, and I guess he sees you as a threat now.P I guess it makes sense from his point of
view.P Robot girl, robot guy.

Should I be worried?P
Im not going to find a horses head in my locker, am I?

Brad waved a hand.P
Nahh, Sheldons harmless.P Hes
just a little obsessed when it comes to Jenny.

I guess so.P Does
she know about this?

Does she know?!? laughed Brad.P Oh yeah, she knows, and I dont think shes
thrilled with the attention.P They
looked down the hallway, where the crowd of girls around Jenny was still
filling the air with chatter.P
Although, she seems to be pretty happy with the attention shes getting
right now.

Yeah, I noticed that.P
Check it out?

Sure, but lets wait for the girl riot to die down first.

Which took another couple of minutes, until the crowd
finally dispersed.P Girls drifted away
in pairs and groups, some chatting excitedly, some sobbing with disappointment.P Jenny noticed Brad and Drew, and waved them
over to her locker.

Hey, Brad!P Hey,
Drew.P Great day, isnt it?

For some of us more than others, Miss Popularity, said
Brad.P Whats with the mob scene, Jen?

Oh, just picking three friends to go with me to the
Tremorton Coliseum tomorrow afternoon.P
Ive got tickets for the Back Sync Boys, she grinned.

Wow, thats been sold out for weeks.P Your mom bought you concert
tickets?!?

Nope.P Won them
myself on the radio this morning.P With
backstage passes, too.P She sighed
dreamily, and turned to stare at a poster on the inside of her locker
door.P A brooding, handsome young boy
with long, thick brown hair and a goatee stared back at her through stylish
sunglasses.P Im going to meet Logan.P He is such a hottie.

Okay, Ill take your word on that, shrugged Brad.

Drew scratched his head.P
Wasnt that a poster of whatzisname Timber Justinlake, a couple of
weeks ago?

Please, huffed Jenny.P Timber is so last month.P
Besides, he was just a singer.P
The Back Sync Boys write all their own songs.P Siiiigh.P Logan is such a bad boy, but hes sooo sensitive

Yeesh, chuckled Drew.P
Its a good thing I dont have a stomach, or Id be sick to it.

Brad laughed.P Hey
Jen, you want us to leave you and the poster alone for a little quality time?

Jenny harrumphed and closed her locker.P Youre just jealous that someone so
good-looking can be so talented.P See
for yourself.P She reached into her
backpack, pulled out a copy of Tiger Bleat magazine, and flipped to a
story.P Logan wrote all the songs for
their new album.P And he threatened to
leave the band unless they gave ten percent of the sales to save baby dolphins.P Siiiigh.

Drew rolled his eyes.P
Wow.P Two obsessions in
five minutes.P Cupid is on a drunken
rampage today.

Whats that supposed to mean? Jenny asked.

Oh, Drew just met Sheldon, after P.E. class, explained
Brad.P He was making sure that Drew
wasnt moving in on his territory.

Yeah, chuckled Drew.P
He dropped his head, clasped his hands behind his back, and bit his
lower lip, sulking.P Im not allowed to
be your fwiend anymore.

The two boys laughed themselves silly, while Jenny buried
her face in her hands.P Sheldon
auugh, what am I going to do with him?P Im sorry, Drew.P Sheldon
shouldnt be saying things like that.P
Ill try to explain it to him

Dont bother, Jenny.P
So hes got a crush on you.P Its
actually kind of cute, Drew teased.

Its only cute because its not happening to you!

Cmon, Jen, said Brad, its no different than your little
crush on Lomax there.

Thats Logan, she humphed.P And its totally different!

Everyone gets a crush at some point or another, continued
Brad, as the three started walking down the hallway.P I remember my first one.P
Slyvia Trypowski, in fourth grade.P
She would blow spitballs into my hair in class, and then wave to
me.P And I thought her braces were cute,
but I called her tinsel lips because my friends all thought that girls were
disgusting.P Ah, good times, good
times.

Wow, theres a romance for the ages, Jenny said
sarcastically.

Drew rubbed his chin, searching his memory, and
chuckled.P Lets see oh, yeah, I
remember now.P It was my fifth grade
English teacher, Miss Heddington.P
Brother, I actually used to bring apples to her, if you can
believe that.P Thought I was so mature
for liking an older woman!P Hah!P How lame is that?P Oh, wow, I can picture her now …

A soft schwwerrrp sound started to come from Drews
body, and his skin started to shimmer with silver-green ripples.

She was tall, pretty, and wore these little square glasses
that made her look so sophisticated.P
She had a mole on her left cheek that I thought was cute

Jenny and Brad stared at him with dropped jaws.

Drew chuckled, and continued.P And she had long straight hair that hung over her
shoulders.P It was sort of brown

Actually, said Brad, Id call it more of a sandy blonde.

Yeah, I think youre right huh?P Brad, how did you know that?

Jennys right hand retracted into her arm, and a telescoping
rod popped out with a stack of sections that unfurled into a mirror.P Miss Heddington, I presume? she grinned.

What are you talking about

Drew stared into the mirror in disbelief.

Standing in front of Jenny and Brad was an attractive woman
in her early thirties, with square glasses and a mole on her cheek.P A schoolteacher in a plain blue blazer and
skirt, with shoulder-length sandy blonde hair.P
And a horrified expression on her face.

Holy crap!!! shouted Miss Heddington.

Wow! said Brad.P
How did you do that?

I dont know!!! Drew was suddenly aware of a
few students staring at him or her and started feeling extremely
self-conscious.P He looked around in a
panic, saw a broom closet just across the hall, and dove in.

Brad slowly shook his head.P
Well, that was a little different.

Wed better see if hes okay, chuckled Jenny.

They both walked into the closet, where Drew was staring
down at his new appearance with a mix of amazement and terror.P He wiped his arms madly, as if he was trying
to rub off paint.P It wont go
away!P Aiiighhh!P Come on, erase!P Undo!

This is amazing!!! said Brad.P Dude, you totally look like a not-dude.P You still sound like you, though.

A series of shutters clicked in Jennys eyes, rotating
through different modes in her optic sensors.P
Nothing looks different, Drew.P
Youre still made of nanobots on the inside.P The surface is still metal, its just changed color.P And youre, well, shaped
differently, she giggled.

Oh, Im glad somebodys getting a laugh out of this!!!

Okay, relax, relax.P
Brad tried to think.P Now, this
all started when you remembered your old fifth grade English teacher.P Maybe you just have to think of somebody
else.

Drew took a couple of deep breaths, trying to calm
down.P Okay.P That makes sense.P Picture
somebody else P Drew closed his eyes,
and sure enough, a few seconds later his skin started to warble with waves of
silver-green

But when the shimmering stopped, Miss Heddington was
replaced by a stunning, sexy Asian woman with long black hair, wearing a
skin-tight aerobics outfit.

Brads eyes widened.P
Hel-lo-o-o, Big Sally.

AAAIIIIGHHHH!!!P
This is not better!!!P
Its the babe from the morning fitness show on Channel
thirty-two!!!P Oh, nuts, Ive got girls
on the brain now!!!

Jenny planted her hands on her hips with a disgusted clank.P Hmmph!P
Boys.P Thats all you
think about.

Drew covered his chest with his arms.P Criminy, Brad, stop staring at me!

Wha -?P Oh wow, that
voice coming out of that body is just so wrong.P Okay, think of something else.P Baseball always works for me.

Okay.P
Baseball.P Baseball.P Baseball.P
The sexy aerobics instructor started to shimmer silver-green, and this
time she changed shape considerably.P
Drew grew a few more inches.P His
shoulders and chest broadened, and his arms and legs thickened with
muscles.P His skin darkened to a rich
mahogany brown, and his face sprouted a mustache and a fade-away haircut.P When the shimmering stopped, Drew was
six-foot-four and wearing a baseball uniform.

Brad gazed in awe.P
Dude, you look just like Cornelius Jackson!P You hit sixty home runs last season!

Sixty-four, said Drew, a little calmer.P And its exactly who I was picturing in my
mind.P Holy schnike, I think Im
actually getting the hang of this.

Suddenly the door to the broom closet flew open.P A tall, stern-looking older woman glared in,
who Jenny recognized her as one of the senior teachers.P What is going on in here? she
cackled.P What is all the commotion?P Youre not supposed to be in here!

Jenny and Brad stammered for a few seconds, a little caught
off guard.P Uh-oh.

This room is supposed to be for school employees only!
roared the teacher.P And you should be
in your next class by now.P The bell rang
two minutes ago.P I should give you both
detention!P What are you doing in here?

From behind the door, out of sight to the teacher, came a
faint flowing sound.P Schllorrrrrp.

Well?P Im not
hearing any explanations.

These two students were assisting me, bellowed Vice
Principal Raszinski, emerging from behind the door of the broom closet.P I had to carry a vacuum cleaner down a
flight of stairs to this closet.P He
turned to Brad and Jenny.P Thank you,
Bradley, Miss XJ-9.P That will be all.

Vice Principal Raszinski!P
Im sorry!P I didnt see you
there, said the teacher, a little surprised.P
Er whats wrong with your voice?

Drew had tried to make his voice sound low and gravelly, but
it wasnt even close to Raszinskis.P
Ah, just a bit of a hoarse throat.P
Shouting at the students, you see.P
I shout a lot!P Ah dont you
have a class to teach now?

Yes, yes, of course.P
Uh good day, she said.P The
teacher scurried down the hall, a little perplexed.

Phew, said Jenny, that was close.

Brad grinned, watching the vice principal shimmer into a
silver statue, squash, and re-form.P A
few seconds later, the humanoid form smoothed out into a familiar
gray-with-green-stripes android.P Drew
quickly glanced at his arms, legs, body and butt and smiled in relief.P He had returned to normal, or at least what
passed for normal these days.

Drew crossed his arms and smiled.P You know, I think I could get to like this.

Jenny was enjoying herself immensely on the way home.P She flew past a honking flock of geese,
enjoyed the surprised looks on their faces, then pulled up into a big, lazy
loop, popping through a layer of puffy cotton-ball clouds.P Some days, everything just seems to go
right with the world.P The sky was
so perfectly blue, in the sunshine high up over Tremorton.P The town, and the fields and forests around
it, looked so calm and peaceful from up here.

And it had been a calm and peaceful day.P Not one alarm, not one call from Mom.P All the better to focus on more important
things, like tomorrows concert.P The
girls at school had been buzzing about it all day.P They had swarmed around her and her three chosen friends at
lunch, making her the center of attention.P
It was wonderful, and it was going to be even better on Monday when she
would tell the girls all about the concert.P
They are just going to die of jealousy!P And my popularity problems will be a thing
of the past.

Jenny dove back through the clouds, and smoothly flew over
the rooftops of her neighborhood towards her house.P A quick little adjustment of her pigtails, and she came down to a
feather-soft landing on her front yard.PP
There were things to do, so she trotted inside the house, happily
humming to herself.P Need to go up to
my room and make a list of questions to ask the Back Sync Boys when I meet them
tomorrow

But the house felt a little strange it was quieter than
normal.P When she got to the stairs, she
saw her mother standing in the living room, with her arms folded across her
chest, and a stony glare on her face.P She
did not look to be in a pleasant mood.

XJ-9, would you join me for a moment, please?

Sure Mom, in a minute.P
Oh, boy, whats this all about? PI just need to pop in my room first.P

Global Robotic Response Unit X J Nine, come here and
sit down this instant.

Jenny gulped.P Wow,
my full name.P This cant be good.P Already halfway up the stairs, she turned
around and slowly clanked back down.P
She couldnt help but shrink a little under her mothers stare as she
took a seat on the sofa.P

She tried a big, cheerful smile.P Hi, Mom.P How was your
day?

It didnt work.P
XJ-9, what was the last thing I asked you to do before you left for
school this morning?

Ummm P Jenny
scratched her chin, trying to remember.P
To operate efficiently and be productive?

I asked you to repair your monitoring equipment,
that you had so thoughtlessly strewn about your room.

Oh right.P Wait a
second but I did fix it, Mom!

Really, said Mrs. Wakeman.P She lifted a remote control, and turned on the television.P The cable news channel came on.

A reporter was standing in front of the First National Bank
of Tremorton, which had a large hole knocked in its side.P and police are still without any leads as
to who was behind todays daring daylight robbery, that some are saying
resulted in the theft of over twelve million dollars

Jenny couldnt believe her eyes.P Mrs. Wakeman changed channels.

A shot from a helicopter showed a town being swallowed up by
a slow-moving wall of thick brown liquid.P
federal officials have successfully evacuated the outlying areas of
Hershey, Pennsylvania, where a freak accident has unleashed a tidal wave of
chocolate on its unsuspecting citizens

Jenny sank a little lower in the sofa.P Her mother turned off the television.P Well?

But I did re-connect all the monitors!P Okay, so maybe a few of them got
crossed up but I was sure that I used all the wires that I took out!P Jenny was starting to get nervous.P Mom had that look on her face.P And besides if there was trouble, why
didnt I get any remote alarms at school?

I tried to call you, but I wound up talking to some
strange man at a radio station.P
Instead of contacting my daughter, to have her save the world, I won two
tickets to something called Extreme Skateboard Thrashfest.

Gulp.P I forgot to
disconnect the monitors from the radio station frequency.P Ummm congratulations?

Mrs. Wakemans eyes narrowed, and she had a scornful look on
her face.P Young lady, I am very, very
disappointed in you.P It was only a
fortunate happenstance that nobody was seriously injured today.P I have put up with a great deal of your
irresponsibility but you are becoming increasingly distracted from the
purpose you were built for, which is to protect the world from evil and disaster.P Until I am convinced that you understand
this, I must take steps to impress your duties upon you.

Mrs. Wakeman raised a hand to deliver her dictate.P Until further notice, you will remain in
your room, observing your monitors, and will not leave except for school or
distress calls.

Jenny gasped.P What
what are you saying?

Youre grounded.

WHAT?!?!P Jenny was
in shock.P Grounded?P Mom, you cant!!!

Oh, I most certainly can.P
Until I am convinced that you understand the seriousness of your
responsibilities, you will remain in your room with no television, no
telephone, and no visits.

But what about the concert tomorrow?!?

Concert?P Concert?!?P This was the first that her mom had heard of
this.P You are most certainly not
going to any concert!

NO!!! Jenny screamed, horrified.P No, You cant do this!!!P
Its not fair!!!

Your grounding starts immediately.P Go to your room, young lady!

But Mom, youve got to let me

Now.

Jennys face quivered for a moment, and then she burst into
tears.P Its NOT FAIR!!!P She flew up the stairs and slammed her
bedroom door, shaking plaster loose from the walls and ceiling.P Then came more screaming that cracked half
the windows in the house, and pounding that made the ground itself start to vibrate.P Finally, the only noise coming from Jennys
bedroom was the sound of wet, heaving sobs.

Mrs. Wakeman unclenched her teeth, thankful that the house
was still standing.P Well, that went
about as expected, she sighed, and shuffled off to her laboratory in a somber
mood.P Its the only way to make her
take her duties seriously.P Sigh, that
girl will be the death of me yet.

She stopped briefly in the kitchen to grab some cheese and
crackers, and a make a fresh pot of tea.P
Hopefully, a light snack would steady her nerves.P She cleared a small space from the stacks of
notes and equations on her messy workbench, and set out a small lunch.P I wonder if I was too hard on her, she
mumbled to herself.

Mrs. Wakemans laboratory was filled with fantastic experiments,
half-completed robots, and scientific curiosities of every type
imaginable.P Most revolved around her
work on the X-J series of defense robots, but she had other interests too,
including animal research.P One shelf on
the wall held a series of cages.P Mrs.
Wakeman finished her tea and crackers, and walked over to the shelf with a
leftover piece of cheese.

No no, a teenager needs discipline, to learn to make the
right decisions.P Just like you did,
didnt you, sweetums?P She wiggled her
finger at one of the cages, and dropped her leftover cheese inside.P Thats how you learned to run your little
maze so well.P Oh, if only teenagers
were as easy to handle as you are, Mister Scruffles.

Inside the cage, a small black rat grabbed the piece of cheese
with a white paw.P He ate it quickly,
giving a contemptuous look to Mrs. Wakeman as she walked out of the laboratory.

The rat grinned an evil grin, and started to speak.P So, you are thinkink that I am easy to
handle, da?P Vell, you have not been
seeink anything yet, Vakeman!

He glanced at a flask of yellow-green liquid hidden in the
back of his cage.P Tomorrow, ven I am
puttink my mind control serum in town vater supply, then every human who has
crushed us beneath their boots of oppression vill suddenly be becomink very
easy to handle.P For me, that
is!

The rat slid a homemade lock pick out from under his water
dish, and started working on the cage door.P
Then I vill be usink bourgeois fools as soldiers in my mind-control
army.P Ve shall have our revenge for
political imprisonment of my Comrades!P
And ve shall have our revenge against our Oppressor Vakeman, and her
jack-booted robot enforcer!

The locked popped, and the rat opened the cage door.P Vladimir has much to do.P Tonight is labor.P Tomorrow is revolution!!!

Continued in Chapter
Two