My Life As A Teenage Robot Porn Story: Forever and Ever and Ever Chapter 5
“Brad,” Tuck said, “We’ve gotta help Jenny.”
“She’ll be fine.”
“No she won’t.”
“How do you know?” Brad asked.
“Well, Jenny’s my friend, and friends help each other!”
“Listen Tuck, Jenny’s my friend too, but why should I risk life and limb to help her, when she can do it by herself?”
“You wanted adventure, didn’t you?” Tuck asked.
“That’s different. I want to have a little fun, but I don’t want to risk my life.”
“Well you know what Brad, you only get one, so make the most of it. I’m going over to Mrs. Wakeman’s.” Tuck left.
“Aw man! If he dies I am so grounded!” Brad chased after Tuck.
Tuck rang Mrs. Wakeman’s doorbell.
“Come in!” She called from inside.
“Mrs. Wakeman!” Tuck shouted as he and Brad walked inside, “It’s us, your next-door neighbors.”
Mrs. Wakeman was in the living room talking to Jenny from a monitor. “How’s it going, sweetie?”
“Pretty good. I just found out that Sheldon’s in some pretty serious danger, but I try and keep faith.”
“That’s good.” Jenny’s mother turned around to see Brad and Tuck in her living room.
“Jenny!” Tuck shouted, “Remember me?!”
Jenny laughed. “Of course I remember you, silly.”
“Are you doing okay, Jen?” Brad asked.
“I’m fine. A little angry, but fine.” Jenny asked, “How has the Earth been without me?”
“I’ve been running XJ8 out to save the world, but, well, if she had been that efficient, I wouldn’t even have built an XJ9.”
“I get what you’re saying.” Jenny said. Vexus’ voice could be heard in the background. “Gotta go! My mother-in-law’s coming!” Jenny turned off the monitor.
“It’s such a pity to lose her.” Mrs. Wakeman said, “So, what are you two doing here?”
“Well, we want to rescue Jenny!” Tuck tried to sound heroic.
“Resuce Jenny? You two? That’s ridiculous!” Mrs. Wakeman said.
“Told you it was a stupid idea.” Brad said.
“Well, if wanting to save someone’s life is stupid, then I guess I’m just walking breathing stupid!” Tuck said.
“Tell me about it.” Brad rolled his eyes.
“You’re twelve,” Mrs. Wakeman pointed to Tuck “And you’re fifteen,” She pointed to Brad “What could you two possibly do to help XJ9? You’re only human.”
“Yeah Tuck, give it a break,” Brad said, “Jenny’ll be back in five years, you can see her then.”
“Five years?! Do you realize how long that is?” Tuck said, “In five years,” He pointed to Mrs. Wakeman, “You could be dead!” He pointed to Brad “You could have a mustache! And I could have my driver’s license! Five years is too long for all of us, and for Jenny!”
Mrs. Wakeman grabbed a picture of Jenny off her coffee table. “Oh, poor XJ9. You really need this.” She turned to Tuck, “Come to the basement, you’ll need some help.”
***
I looked at Raul. He just sat there and never did much of anything. This life, was, well, almost boring! “Raul,” I said.
“Yes?”
“Why didn’t you tell me that you were the prince of the cluster before I married you?”
“I told you I was the prince of an all-robot planet.”
“But you never said the cluster!”
“I didn’t think it mattered.”
“Didn’t think it mattered?! I’ve been against this planet for years, and now I’m married to it. I’m just adding onto human slavery, and there’s nothing I can do!”
“Well, welcome to my life!”
“What?”
“I was born onto this place! Do you really think that I wanted to be the guy that would grow up and rule over an unjust and enslaving planet?! Do you really think I wanted human slavery? I love humans! If I could I would be one.”
“You could get away from all this.”
“No, I can’t. I’m stuck here, just as you are. The only difference is that you get to leave in five years.”
“Just tell Vexus how you feel.”
“Jenny, what does your mother do when you suggest something new?”
“Tells me I’m wrong.”
“They’re all the same.”
“Raul, we should leave! We should break out all the humans and leave! We could live on Earth together!”
“I’ve had so many fantasies about moving to Earth, but have you ever seen a prince move out of the land he was born in? I have to stay.”
I never thought about Raul the same way again.
***
A dangling light bulb clicked on and then the sound of six feet tapping down the steps could be heard.
“What are we looking for?” Tuck asked.
“It’s in the back.” Mrs. Wakeman said.
“This place is creepy.” Brad stared around at all the robotics and mechanics and electronics.
“A ha!” Mrs. Wakeman grabbed a large box and pulled it out.
“It’s huge!” Tuck was impressed, “What’s inside?”
Mrs. Wakeman lifted open the lid of the large trunk. “I kept this in case of an emergency.”
“Well would you look at the time!” Brad started to slide away.
“Oh, don’t be a baby!” Tuck said.
“Hold it! I’m the older brother here!” Brad said.
“Would you two be quiet?” Mrs. Wakeman said, “Ugh! It’s like XJ5 all over again! Here this is too assist you,” She pulled out two jet packs.
“Jet packs!” Tuck screamed and grabbed his.
“Again?” Brad grabbed the other one.
“And these.” Mrs. Wakeman handed them air helmets, “It’s about 5000 miles from the cluster to Earth, you should have enough oxygen to keep yourselves alive on the trip.”
She searched within the box for a few minutes.
“Is something missing?” Tuck asked.
“No, it’s just that, I never built muck for humans. This is all for robots. Oh, here we go.” She took out two lasers. “Strap them onto your wrists, then press the button to activate them.”
Tuck strapped his on. “Look at world, Johnny Zoom is here to save the day!”
“Oh man, this stuff is intense.” Brad put his on.
“Now here’s something useful!” She pulled out two pairs of goggles.
“Um, we’re not going snorkeling Mrs. Wakeman.” Tuck said.
“Oh no, these are for detecting robotic lifeforms. Just put them on, and you can see through walls, wood, anything, and it’ll only pick up the robotic life.”
Tuck put a pair on. “Ahh!!” He screamed, “I can’t see anything!” He ran into the wall.
“We are so dead.” Brad moaned.
“I suppose I only have one of these.” She grabbed out a card-deck-sized black box with a red button on it.
Brad took it and pressed the button. “What does it do?”
“If you point it in the eyes of a robot and press the button it will stun them for exactly five minutes.” Mrs. Wakeman explained. “My last item, is this,” She put a black necklace around Tuck’s neck.
“A necklace?” Tuck said, “Mrs. Wakeman, I am 85 pounds of full-fledged man here, and-“
She rolled her eyes. “If you press this blue button on the front, then you become invisible to everyone besides humans. I entered it in the eighth grade science fair, but no one believed me.”
“Then how do you know it works?” Tuck asked.
“Hmm, I suppose I don’t.” Mrs. Wakeman admitted.
“Well, I’m all about the risks on this one.” Tuck said.
“Here goes nothing.” Brad said.
“Can I talk to you for a minute?” Mrs. Wakeman pulled Brad to the side. “Listen, I think your brother is in over his head on this one.”
“Tell me about it.” Brad said.
“I packed these emergency items, just in case, but don’t worry him, you two will probably make it back alive.” Mrs. Wakeman said.
“Probably?”
“Well, it’s about time you two go isn’t it?” Mrs. Wakeman gave Brad the backpack.
“Hurry up Brad!” Tuck shouted.
“Ready when you are.” Brad put on the backpack.
They both grabbed all of their things, then they activated their jetpacks and were gone.