My Life As A Teenage Robot – Porn Story: A MLaaTR Conspiracy – Chapter 2

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honest.P I especially want to hear what
you thought about the pacing of the story.P
With that said, ENJOY!

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BEREHH! BEREHH! BEREHH!

The rude sound of a six
oclock alarm belched forth, cutting through the quiet, predawn
stillness of a Monday morning.

UrrahgmMMaurrmmmmm… came the even
ruder reply from a girl sized lump lying snuggled under the covers.

BERRREHH! BERRREHH!
BERRREHH!

The alarm grew more frantic, demanding push my button
satisfaction from its unwilling slave slumbering among her sheets.P Oh-h-hh-h, Jenny groaned, rolling over so
that her face was buried deep in her pillow, a futile
attempt to block out the noise.

The digital display on the alarm clock flashed bright red,
and then a pixilated angry face appeared where the numbers had been.P HEY! LAZY BUTT!P GET OUT OF BED! the clock barked, YOURE
GONNA BE LA-ATE!P

Stupid clock, grumbled Jenny.P She slid a hand out from under the covers and
began groping for the source of her annoyance.P
Hmm, I seem to be running a little
sluggishly this morning, she thought, reading the performance display that
had appeared in front of her eyes.P She
located the clock, and pressed down on the OFF button… WHICH
SHE SMASHED RIGHT THROUGH!P Pieces
of plastic splintered off as the clock was crushed
beneath Jennys finger, and smoke began to appear from the now smoldering
circuit board.

Errrrrrrr, Jenny growled, not
only was it annoying, but it was shoddily built, too.P She was definitely feeling slightly off her
gyros, and it was making her just a little grumpy.P Guess I
need to get ready for school.

She flung off her covers, the force of which created such a
whirlwind that all of the loose papers in her room flew up into the air.P Jenny watched as they floated to the ground,
settling in haphazard piles on the floor and furniture.

Okay, thats never been a problem before, she thought,
brushing a piece a paper from her lap.P
The blow crumpled the paper, sending it flying into the wall where it became imbedded.

AHHH!
Jenny cried out in surprise.P This is
getting really weird!P She rolled out of
bed, putting her feet on the floor, or, rather, through the floor.P She tried
standing, but began to wobble, flailing her arms like windmills to keep her
balance.P She fell,
face first.P
Acting quickly, Jenny managed to deploy her pigtail jets in reverse,
catching herself just a few inches off the floor.P If she could sweat, there would definitely be
beads of it forming across her brow.P Now THAT was close.

Gingerly, on her hands and knees, she crawled to the door,
being careful not to bump into anything along the way.P Got to get downstairs
to mom.P She reached her door and
eased herself up.P Jenny grabbed hold of
the doorknob, which she twisted and pulled to get open.P The round piece of metal broke off in her
hand, where it was pulverized by her grip.

Jenny looked down at the crushed, mangled knob she held in
front of her.P Her pigtails drooped in
disbelief.P Oh, no!P Wh-whats happened to me?P Slowly, her hands dropped to her sides, and
she let the doorknob remains fall to the floor , where
it landed with a dull thud.P She started
to tremble, her body shaking with angry frustration.P Her eyes grew misty, and she squeezed them
shut, forcing a single tear to roll down her
cheek.P With a stifled sob, she cried out
at the top of her lungs MOOOOMMMMYY!P HEELLLLP!

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Dr. Wakeman hovered over her basements stainless steel
laboratory table, where she was captivated by the activities
of a small glob of green, gelatinous goo.P
In her hand, she held a large, needle-like electric probe, which she was
using to shock her specimen in five-second intervals.P

…Three…Four…Five!P Ka-Z-ZAP!P Oh MY!P The blob had quivered slightly, and then
turned blazing hot pink.P

Fascinating, she
thought.P
I must show XJ-9. That is, if she ever decides to get up.P I wonder what she could be doing.P Certainly, that charming clock I purchased for
her should be sufficient stimulus to awaken her from sleep mode.P Perhaps
I should che- hmm? Whats this?

Her attention snapped back toward her specimen, which was
currently staging an escape from its Petri dish prison.P She watched as it squirmed and jiggled its
way across the tabletop.P Astounding,
she said, giving the tiny fugitive another high voltage shock with her
probe.P ZAPITY-ZAP!

Suddenly, Dr. Wakemans ears perked.P Wait, was that…?P She paused, listening intently.P There,
I heard it again.P Unmistakable
where the cries of her robot daughter as they drifted down the basement stairs.P

And
that is no ordinary cry, she
was shocked to realize.P Thats the Ultra Hyper Cry of Extreme Duress!P Dr. Wakeman had programmed that signal into
Jenny only to be used in the greatest of emergencies,
such as when backup was crucially needed to complete a mission or to defend the
Earth.

The time for action is
NOW!, she realized.P IM COMING, XJ NI-EN!

With a cry typical of a certain warrior princess, Dr.
Wakeman took her electric probe and placed it in her mouth, gripping it between
her teeth.P Then, with surprising speed
and agility, she tore out of her lab and bounded up the basement stairs, taking
them four at a time.

In a matter of seconds, she had arrived at Jennys bedroom
door at the end of the hall.P
Disregarding the Do Not Disturb sign and the skull and crossbones
Jenny had taped to the outside, Dr. Wakeman grabbed the doorknob and
twisted.P Of course, it didnt turn.P

Jammed!, she
thought, grimacing.P Taking a few steps
back, she braced herself against the opposite wall.P Then, crouching down in a cat-like stance,
she launched herself at Jennys door…

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Jenny sat, crossed legged, on her bedroom floor with her
head in her hands, looking down at the fibers of her carpet.P

Suddenly, there came a heavy *WHUMP*
at her door that caused it to rattle in its
frame.P This was
followed by a string of unprintable muttering, and what sounded like
someone limping away.P The noise made
Jenny look up in concern.P She stood up
as slowly as she could and tiptoed over to see what had happened.

Before she had taken even two steps, the door crashed
inward, shattering the frame at its hinges.P
As it hit the ground, Jenny saw her mother dive off and roll forward,
ending in the classic knife-fighting posture with electric probe at the ready.

Dr. Wakeman barred her teeth and growled in the most
menacing of ways.P She quickly scanned the
surrounding area, and, when she only found Jenny standing in the middle of her
room with a shocked look on her face, she straightened up, frowning, and placed
her hands on her hips.

XJ-9, why did you use the U.H.C.E.D.?P I certainly do not see any reason for such a
cacophony at this hour in the morning!P
What could have possibly
prompted you to distract me from the valuable experiments I was performing in
my laboratory?P Well, what do you have to say?

Jenny still hadnt recovered from
her mothers spectacular entrance, so she simply pointed down at the lump of
metal that had been her doorknob, where it lay on the floor between her feet.

Yes, yes, I see the debris.P
What is your point?

Jenny pointed to the piece of paper embedded in the wall.

Okay, XJ-9.P Weve
established that I made a slight mess
when I entered, but you still have not given an explanation for using the
emergency signal!

Dumbfounded, Jenny turned on her heel and slowly made her
way over to the bed.P She bent over at
the waist, and gave the base of the bed frame a tiny, little flick.P The bed rocketed to the other side of the
room.P Without losing momentum, it
crashed through the wall and sailed into the trees outside, where it got stuck in the branches.

Hmmm…yes, I beginning to see
your predicament, XJ-9, Dr. Wakeman conceded, scratching the back of her head
with the electric probe.P KER-ZAP!!

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OooOoOOoo…P Dr. Wakemans eyes fluttered open, and she
looked up at the shiny, smiling toaster that hovered above her face.

Why, are those Pop-Tarts in your slots, Ms. Happy Toaster?, she asked.P Pop-Tarts? Mom, are you alright?P Of course Im all right, Dr. Wakeman
snapped, and soon Ill be even better, once my mouth
is full of warm, gooey, Pop-Tart deliciousness!P
Now, with a press of your tiny button…P She reached out with her finger and pushed
the slider button down on the toaster.

OWW!!!P MY EYE!!

Dr. Wakemans vision suddenly snapped into focus.P Her outstretched finger was
planted squarely in Jennys right eye, which had started to water up.

Oh dear, XJ-9, Im terribly sorry!

Thats okay, Mom Jenny said, blinking rapidly.P Um, could you, you know, take your finger
out of, um… she stammered.

Oh, of course.P Dr. Wakeman said, with a sheepish grin.P Now, where were we before my, *ahem*, incident? she asked, standing up and
brushing herself off.

Jenny nodded her head over at the jagged, gaping hole left
in the wall from where she had launched her bed.

Right.P Augmented strength.P I have an inkling of an idea as to what may
have caused your current state, but I would like to run a full diagnostic, just
to be sure.P Scanning Jennys room, she
added,Since your domicile has been reduced to little
more than rubble, I will have to perform the diagnostic in my lab.P Please, follow me.P

Mrs. Wakeman picked her way through the wreckage, gradually
making her way to the doorway.P Jenny
followed behind, taking large, exaggerated steps as quickly, but carefully, as
possible.P Eventually they made it, and,
as Dr. Wakeman led the way through the broken doorframe, Jenny cast a single,
woeful look back at her demolished room.P

SIGH…

All right!P Thanks for reading!P I want your criticisms, so let them fly.P Tell me what you liked, didnt
like, and so forth.P I already know whats going to be in the second chapter, but tell me what
you would like to see more or less of.P

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