My Life As A Teenage Robot Porn Story: One Good Reason Chapter 1
Disclaimer All characters are from the cartoon My Life as
a Teenage Robot and are property of Rob Renzetti, and the good people at
Frederator Studios.P My sole creation is
the character of Drew, a human high school student who was accidentally turned
into an android by Cluster nanotechnology.P
Now friends with Jenny and Brad, his nanobot body has shape shifting
(and other bizarre) properties.P Its
explained in my stories, starting with Android Scam.
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in stereo, you rock in Dolby surround sound.P
Thanks for reading, and for providing the motivation and encouragement
for me to keep writing.P I rated this
story PG simply to err on the side of caution; it will be a bit more serious
than the last one.P It might turn into
another 30K word story.P Hopefully, I
can make it worth your time.P Okay, here
we go.
ONE GOOD REASON
A My Life as a
Teenage Robot Fanfic
Chapter One One of
Those Days
Jenny punched through the low layer of clouds, roaring out
of the sky on the twin flames of her pigtail-jets.P Hurtling towards the ground at breakneck speed, she pulled out of
her dive at the last moment, leveling off a mere ten feet above the sidewalk.P Pedestrians below barely had time to notice
a blue-and-white streak sailing over their heads before being buffeted by the
swirling gusts in her wake.P She didnt
have an extra second to spare tonight.P
One more turn, a hard, ninety-degree bank to the right, and her
objective was finally in sight.
The bright marquee of the Rialto Theater shone with patterns
of yellow, orange, and purple, bathing the faces of the people below in humming
neon light.P There were well over three
hundred people in line, impatiently waiting to buy their tickets for the
Hollywood blockbuster event of the season, Lord of the Armbands.P She barely slowed down as she curled out of
the air, and flew directly towards the old-style revolving brass door that
served as the main entrance to the Rialto.
But she was in too much of a hurry, and quickly spun the
door up to a speed normally associated with jet turbines.P Whooooooa!!! she cried, trying to
regain control of herself.P The six
people stuck in the door with her collectively groaned in agony, as if trapped
on some berserk carnival ride.P Finally,
the centrifugal force spat them inside the theater.P People surrounding the doors tumbled like dominoes, and Jenny
slid gracelessly into the lobby, ripping and scraping the thick red carpeting
with her metallic bottom.
She came to a stop, and wearily looked up at a circle of
scolding faces including a little fellow with black hair, slurping on a giant
soda cup.P Well, it was awfully nice of
you to decide to show up, Tuck huffed, tapping his foot.
Brad leaned over his little brother, hands in his pockets,
with his trademark easy-going smile.P
Hey there, Jen.P Spectacular
entrance.P You lost a few points on the
dismount, though.
Hey guys, she moaned, as she climbed back up to her
feet.P I guess theyve been waiting
for me for a while.P Ahhh sorry
about that.P I was trying to rush here
as fast as I could.P Train derailment on
the other side of town.P Just finished
saving the passengers and all their luggage.P Do you have the tickets?
We are good to go, he said, handing her a movie ticket.P Drew is in charge of refreshments.P Status report, refreshment boy?
Drew walked over from the snack counter, carrying a foam
tray loaded with goodies.P We got yer
popcorn, Twizzlers, Mini Mints, Juju Beans, and two foot-long hot dogs with
everything. PAnd for us robot folk a
can of engine coolant for the lady, and a sack of nickel-plated hex nuts for
yours truly.P By the way, Jenny, I have
this amazing piece of hi-tech equipment inside my body that comes in so
handy.P Its called a clock.P Maybe your mom can hook you up with one.
Very funny, Jenny shot back, grabbing the coolant.P I know Im late, guys Im sorry!P I just finished my evening patrol.P Its been crazy today.P Something seemed different; he didnt have
his usual silver-green appearance.P Oh,
right the shapeshift thing.P
Going with the natural look tonight, hmmm?
Drew was mimicking his old human form for the evening: blond
hair, oversize baseball shirt, and baggy jeans.P Yeah, figured it wouldnt be too hard to hold onto the old look
for a couple of hours.P Itll make for a
lot less pointing and staring.
Gee, nice for you, she sighed, with a hint of
sarcasm – her mother hadnt been putting much effort into Exo-Skin version
3.0.P And as usual, there was plenty of
pointing and staring at her.P
Has the movie started yet?
It started five minutes ago, but dont sweat it, said
Brad.P Theyll run fifteen minutes of
ads and trailers first.P But were
probably going to get stuck sitting way up front.
All the better to see the special effects during the battle
scenes with the giant elephants!P Thats
gonna be so cool, grinned Tuck, before ramming another handful of popcorn into
his mouth.P Sore neck muscles are a
small price to pay for total sensory immersion!
Lets get going, then, said Jenny.P The sooner Im sitting down, the better.
The four of them made their way inside the theater, and just
as Brad had feared (and Tuck had hoped), the only seats available were close to
the giant screen.P They snuck down and
found four empty seats in the middle of the third row.P Irritated movie-goers who had just gotten
comfortable stood up to let them slide across, grumbling at them for the
inconvenience.P Jenny collapsed into her
seat, and tried to sink back as low as her six-and-a-half foot frame would let
her.P She was looking forward to being
in a comfortable chair for two hours.
Brad choked down half a hot dog, and pestered Tuck for a
drink from his giant tub of soda, which he didnt feel like sharing.P A typical brotherly argument grew into a
good-natured popcorn fight, even while the upcoming releases played on the
giant screen.P Suddenly, a hand reached
forward from the seats behind them, and tapped Brad on the shoulder.
Can you quiet it down up there? whispered a large, annoyed
man.P Were trying to watch!
Heh-heh, sorry about that, said Brad.P Well knock it off.P Didnt mean to
Not you, the man hissed.P
Her.P He was pointing
towards Jenny.
Only then did Brad realize that Jennys head was slumped
back over her seat, her eyes were closed, and she was snoring.P Her pigtails had flipped backwards, and were
resting limply in a tub of nacho cheese sauce on the large mans lap.
Jenny!P Wake
up!P Brad shook her by the shoulders,
and she snapped to alertness.
Wha?P Who?P Knock it off!P Im awake, she stammered.
Sh-yeah you were totally sawing logs there, Jen.
Ewww!P She
grimaced with disgust as cheese sauce dripped from the tips of her
pigtails.P I guess I am feeling a
little run down I havent gotten much sleep-mode time this week.P There was that forest fire in Canada last
night, and the dam break in India the night before that
Drew lobbed a hex nut into the air, catching it in his
mouth.P So take a day off, he said, as
his nanobots dissolved the metallic treat.
She gave him a downtrodden glare.P Yeah, right.P
Hel-lo?P You have met my
mother, right?P Theres no such thing as
a day off.
Geez, Jen, said Brad, with a touch of concern in his
voice.P Maybe you should just skip the
movie, and go home to get some rest.
No, no, thats okay.P
She sat upright and wiggled back and forth in her seat to get
comfortable, as the trailers finally came to an end.P Everyone at school has been talking about this movie since last
fall, its been in all the papers, and all over TV.P Ive been looking forward to it all week.P And Ive been looking forward to seeing Ian
McCulley play the handsome Elf Prince, she giggled.P Im not going to let a little thing like being tired spoil it
for me now.
The lights dimmed, and the lush, rolling green hills of
Medium Earth filled the giant screen.P
The camera seemed to be flying through a fantastic valley of tall trees
and beautiful waterfalls.P The dramatic
theme music of the motion picture epic started to flow over the dozens of speakers,
filling the theater with haunting, soul-stirring music
That was pierced by a shrill beep-beep-beep from her
belly-bolt.P Oh, no.
The row behind Jenny started to shush her.P Come on, lady, turn your phone off!
You dont know how much I wish I could.P Her pigtails sank as her chest plate snapped
open, and the all-too-familiar viewscreen unfolded into place.P The monitor lit up with the distraught face
of her mother, waving her arms in an agitated fashion.P XJ-9!P
You must get downtown immediately!P
A fire has broken out at City Hall!
Shhhh!P Quiet!
hissed the crowd.P A few kernels of
popcorn came from somewhere, and bounced off the back of her head.P She glanced behind her, trying to give the
crowd her best theres-nothing-I-can-do-about-it face, only to get
bombarded with another volley of popcorn.
The boys cringed in sympathy, as Jenny pleaded with her
mother.P Auuuughhh Mom!P The movies just starting!P Cant the fire department handle this?P Ive been flying around like a maniac all
day!
The fire engines are stuck in rush hour traffic.P And this is not a negotiation!P Her mother grew cross, and wagged a finger
at her.P Your fun time comes after
your responsibilities.P You have a job
to do, young lady!P Now, hurry along!
Yes, maam, she moped.P
The viewscreen that miserable viewscreen folded up and
retracted into her chest.P She looked at
Brad with crushingly sad eyes.P Ive
gotta go, guys.
Brad tried to find a way to salvage the situation.P Look Jen, he whispered, maybe it wont
take that long, and after youre done with the fire, you can come back.P Well save your seat for you.
Thanks, Brad.P Im
sure gonna try.P The boys shielded
themselves as she configured herself for flight mode with the whirr of
motors and the whine of engines.P
With a cloud of pale blue exhaust and blinding speed, she blasted out of
her seat and streaked through one of the skylights in the theaters high
ceiling.P Tuck was preoccupied with an
ogre battle on the movie screen, and didnt seem to notice the little
drama.P But Brad and Drew knew how much
Jenny had been looking forward to the movie, and they exchanged a downcast
look, shaking their heads.
Jenny soared hundreds of feet above the rooftops, her cheeks
burning red with anger and frustration, and let out a scream that rattled
windows for city blocks in every direction.P
She almost wished that the emergency had been an alien attack, instead
of a stupid old fire she felt like blasting something with a laser
right now.P She quickly scanned the Tremorton
skyline, looking for the latest crisis.P
The billowing column of thick black smoke was impossible to miss.P She headed off for the smoke column at high
speed.
I dont believe it!P
Is two lousy hours to enjoy a movie too much to ask?P AUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!P Life is so unfair!
The whole day had been one series of crises after another,
each one timed more inconveniently than the last.P The Alaskan avalanche on the way to school.P The jumbo jet emergency landing in Germany
during P.E. class.P And the mudslide in
Argentina at lunch hour not only did she miss lunch, but she was cleaning mud
off of her body all afternoon long, much to the amusement of Brit and Tiff.
You have a job to do, young lady, she sneered, mocking her
mothers voice.P Funny, I dont
remember applying for that job.P
Well I might as well get down to business.
Below her, she saw the snarled evening traffic that her
mother had told her about.P Sure enough,
trapped on a side street in the middle of four solid lanes of cars , she could
see the flashing red lights of a hook and ladder truck from the Tremorton Fire
Department.P Suddenly she got an idea hey,
thisll go a lot faster if I bring along a little help!
Jenny swooped down to street level, and landed in the middle
of the clogged traffic.P She waved to
the driver of the fire engine to get his attention then the driver turned and
shouted to the members of his team to hold on tight.P The huge red fire truck lurched slightly
from side to side, as Jenny lifted the massive vehicle over her head, then
leapt into the sky on pillars of white-hot flame from her pigtails and
feet.P Evening commuters and pedestrians
stared into the sky with astonishment at the spectacle of a flying fire engine,
soaring over downtown Tremorton.
Even with the dark smoke roiling from the windows, Tremorton
City Hall was still instantly identifiable by its tall, majestic columns and
domed rotunda.P Jenny gently dropped
towards the street, looking for a fire hydrant.P Unfortunately, the hydrant in front of the building, where the
fire was at its worst, was blocked by a row of cars, illegally parked.
Some people are so inconsiderate, she grumbled.P Still holding the massive fire engine over
her head, she kicked a pair of sedans away from the hydrant to make room.P With a spot cleared, she sat the hook and
ladder truck down on its own tires once more, and waved to the driver.P The firemen jumped off and started
unraveling their hoses.
She paused briefly to dust her hands off.P All right another crisis averted! PAnd that didnt take long at all.P I can be back at the movies in a minute or
two
As the firemen opened up their hoses on the front of City
Hall, a row of windows on the back of the building exploded, showering the
sidewalk below with broken glass, and sending a new plume of smoke
skyward.P Jenny overheard the fire chief
scream into the trucks radio.P Were
at City Hall, but the flames are spreading!P
We cant get to the back of the building!
Her shoulders sunk.P So
much for getting this over with in a hurry.
Jenny flew around to the back of City Hall, and spotted
another hydrant.P She hooked herself up
to it, turning her left arm into an extendable hose, and flew about fifty feet
into the air.P Most of the flames were
coming from the upper windows, so thats where the water was needed most.P Jenny lifted her legs, and after a series of
whirrs and clanks, her lower body had converted into a water
cannon.P She took aim at the worst of
the fire, and a blasted a powerful jet of water into the building.
She panned the nozzle back and forth, flying closer to the
inferno than any human fireman safely could.P
Her water cannon made fantastic progress attacking the fire; in just a
few minutes, the flames and heat began to diminish.P Between herself and the fire department, the fires were coming
under control, and soon would be extinguished completely.P A few more minutes of this, and there
wont be enough left to toast a marshmallow.P
Okay, Ive only missed the first half hour I can still see Ian
McCulleys big scene.
A hoarse voice shouted out from somewhere on the top floor
of City Hall.P HELP!
There are people trapped in there?!?P She rolled her eyes.P Of course there are.
Easing her way through an open window, she let her arm-hose
continue to extend, and converted her legs back to normal.P A smaller nozzle deployed from her right
hand, and she started making her way through the darkness, fighting smaller
fires as she went.P It was a mess of
dust and smoke inside City Hall, and it was difficult to see anything, even
with her infrared mode selected.P But
her sensors did confirm that there were six people on this floor: all healthy,
but still in danger.
She ran down a dark, smoky corridor towards the readings on
her scope, until she could hear the sound of people coughing and
sputtering.P They were coming from
behind a thick office door, engulfed in roaring flames.P Jenny attacked the fire with a blast of
water, and broke down the door.
She sprayed the entire room with water, fighting back the
inferno.P Then she retracted her nozzle,
and deployed a large pair of propeller blades from her pigtails.P They spun up to a terrific speed, clearing
away the smoke and soot, and extinguishing the remaining fires.P As the smoke dissipated, she smiled to see
the six city workers huddled on the floor, disoriented and soaking wet, but
apparently all right.
Another six innocent lives successfully saved, she
beamed to herself, while her hose-arm reeled back into her shoulder.P Attention, everyone!P Just hang tight, and Ill have you out of
here in a minute!
She scooped up the survivors, three in each arm, and blasted
the office window open with a pair of laser bolts from her pigtails.P They leapt through the window, and slowly
descended to the sidewalk below, landing softly on a cushion of rocket
exhaust.P By now, the area around City
Hall had been blocked off by the police, more fire trucks had shown up, and
three ambulances were standing by.P Paramedics
rushed over to wrap blankets around the workers, who were still coughing and
spitting water from their lungs.
Jenny frowned as she wiped at the grimy layer of moist soot
that covered her body, looking back towards City Hall.P The column of dark smoke had all but
disappeared, and the fireman were starting to turn off a few of their
hoses.P Well, it looks like things are
under control here, she sighed.P But I
am in serious need of a wash and wax.P I
cant go back to the theater looking like this P She planted her hands on her hips, wondering if she should try to
clean up or simply call it a night.
Her!P Shes the
one! shouted one of the survivors, shivering in his blanket.P He pointed a shaking finger at Jenny.P Shes the one responsible!
Jenny proudly folded her arms across her chest.P Thats right, sir.P But dont worry, its no big deal.P I was just doing my job.
Your job? he shouted back.P Are you joking, you robotic maniac?P You almost drowned me!
She nearly keeled over backwards from shock.P Robotic maniac?!?P What are you talking about?P I just saved your life!
Another fire victim joined in, hands clutched over her
chest, tears streaming from her eyes.P
Thats right, shes the one!P We
thought it was the firemen, but that mechanical beast stormed in and nearly
blew us away with her horrible giant propellers!P Im going to be emotionally scarred for life!
Im pretty sure she gave me an electrical shock, added a
third.P I could have nerve damage!
Jenny was speechless with disbelief.P She had just saved these peoples lives, by
risking her own not to mention ruining her movie night!P But to her relief, one of the fire victims
stepped forward with an open hand and a friendly face.
Well, I for one would like to shake the hand of the robot
girl who saved my life, he smiled.P I
thought you were very brave, miss, and Id just like to say
His friendly smile mutated into a horrified scream.P MY CAR!P
What did you do to my car!?!P Oh,
just look at it!P I just made the final
payment on it last month!
Jenny cringed, and turned to look at the beige sedan, sitting
overturned on the front lawn of City Hall one of the cars she had kicked out
of the way to make room for the fire engine.P
That was your car?P But
it was right next to the hydrant!P Its
illegal to park there!
Then write me a parking ticket! he screamed, in
hysterics.P You deliberately destroyed
my car!P Youre going to hear from my
lawyer about this!
Her oil started to boil over with anger, but she managed to
bite her tongue.P So far this evening,
shed had to leave her friends, miss the biggest movie of the year, carry a
twenty ton fire truck, and fly around inside a building filled with fire and
filth.P Shed put out the fire, and
saved six lives.P And her reward for all
that effort was angry insults.P Her
hands squeezed into fists of rage, and she could feel sparks of electricity
leaping from her cheeks.P Sometimes,
I wonder why I even bother.P She
ignited her pigtail-jets and shot into the sky, mad at the people below, mad at
the firemen for getting stuck in traffic, mad at the world.P Maybe everything will seem better after
eight hours of sleep mode.P This day
cant end soon enough for me.
Continued in Chapter
Two