Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
I want to remind you that I’m better than you. All of you are doomed, and this is a celebration of my superiority.Why would you want to participate in this?
To entertain me. I made this game for for MY personal entertainment… I’m sorry to disappoint you. Come in, relax… You have a shot. What’s this game?
It’s a puzzle game with a focus on the skill. It’s a game of a little snail (you) striving to beat the true god (me).What else could you possibly expect of this title?
Three hours of high-quality time with ME (an exclusive deal I could add)Precise and quick-paced platformsLots and lots of deathLots of being laughed atThe illusion of being a master and the hope of eventually defeating meAnd a fun little mystery to solve… the significance of existence
I can’t wait to find out what’s going on in this situation… LOL
You’ll see you on the other side,
Squid


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