Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness Game Review

There’s another glorious day in Magicadia…except the castle you’ve built has transformed into an army. Is there a dark prophecy that may bring an end to the entire videogame industry? The only thing you need to be aware of is your own confusion.

Pick your best Protectors Get ready to hack and cut and throw spells at you as you play through an incredible adventure with hundreds of thumb-blistering maps, and lots of additional bonus DLC chapters!

The rules are as follows. For the castle to start rolling, put the princess Lola inside it. At the end of the track is an unfriendly castle. To demolish your castle, smash it into their castle. Don’t let them to wipe out Princess HP!

Pick from 8 Gotta Protectors that range from the meat-loving mage, to a nudist ninja
It is possible to play as a solo player, with two or more players using local wireless, or the internet.
You will face off against hundreds of enemies simultaneously and you’ll be able to test your skills against bosses such as Crab and Golem.
You can customize your heroes through a wide range of tactics and skills ranging from the offensive to the defensive.
Enjoy a chiptune music by Yuzo Koshiro.
Tricks and tricks are available to gain access to games carts. Each one is a milk-snorting rip-off of a genuine game on The Something-or-other Entertainment System
When nature asks for some time, shield your monitor with vintage gaming book
Laugh, cry, and be swept away by a classic story that will enthral you.

It’s finally here for the Japanese indie sensation, GOTTA PROTECTORS: CART OF DARKNESS. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!


Reviewed by dbz sex