My Life As A Teenage Robot Porn Story: Diamonds Are a Robots Best Friend Chapter 1
Obvious Disclaimer The characters in this story are from
the cartoon My Life as a Teenage Robot and I am blatantly stealing them!P Blatantly, I say!P My sole creation is the character of Drew, a human high school
student who was accidentally turned into an android by Cluster
nanotechnology.P Its explained in my
first story Android Scam.
Id like to give special thanks to everybody whos ever
submitted a review to one of my stories.P
Theyre really appreciated, and theyre real morale boosters when youre
wondering whether anybody is actually reading these things.
One more quick note, as an experiment, Im going to try
writing shorter chapters, which means therell probably be more of them.P Hopefully this will make the story easier to
read.
DIAMONDS ARE A
ROBOTS BEST FRIEND
A My Life as a
Teenage Robot Fanfic
Chapter One The
Right Place at the Right Time
Brad fiddled with the cameras zoom and focus, until he got
a nice, close-up shot of Jennys face.P
Come on, smile!P Do some super
robot stuff.P Shoot down a UFO or
something!
Point that thing somewhere else, she scowled.P She was not in the mood.
Brad clicked off a few pictures, to Jennys disgust.P Hey, how am I suppose to learn how this
thing works unless I actually take some pictures with it?P Lighten up!P He chuckled, then pointed the camera at her again.P This is your star reporter, bringing you
the story on Tremortons very own teen superhero, Jenny Wakeman.P What makes this robot girl tick?P Ill have the exclusive for you on the front
page of the Sunday edition!
Jenny shook a fist at the camera.P Maybe I should remind you, I had a rather unpleasant experience
with mudslinging news reporter a while back.
Hey, careful Jen, this things expensive!P I have to give it back at the end of the
week.
Well, the end of the week cant get here soon enough.
Speak for yourself, grinned Brad.P Career Week is going to be awesome!P Drew, you agree with me, dont you?
Drew had his face half-buried in a photocopied map, trying
to make sense of the directions as they walked through downtown.P Ill tell you, when I find out what it is
Im actually supposed to be doing.
Indeed, it was Career Week at Tremorton High, a time when
local businesses cooperated with the high school to give teenagers a taste of
what life in the working world was going to be like.P Students would spend a week, after school, working as
interns.P Theyd write a report for
class, and get some good-looking extracurricular activity for their school
transcripts.P While the school tried to
match up student requests with available slots, more people naturally asked for
the exciting, glamorous, cool jobs.P
So some students didnt get their first, or second, or third choice, and
were assigned careers at random.P And
there are lots of jobs in the world that arent that cool – as Jenny knew
painfully well, now.
I cant believe I got auto mechanic, she
moaned.P They probably thought Id like
it because Im mechanical myself.P
Gee, what girl wouldnt love a week cleaning up power steering fluid and
rotating tires?
Thats not so bad, said Brad, consoling her.P Lots of guys would think thats pretty
cool.
Hey, just think, added Drew, all the oil you can
drink.P Sounds like a sweet gig.
Ha, ha.P Brads got
the sweet gig.P How did you ever get to
work at the Tremorton Tribune?
Clean living, and my winning personality, he grinned.P This is going to be so great!P I actually get to work at the newspaper
after school every day this week, with real newspaper writers!P I get to write a story and take pictures,
and its going to get printed in the Sunday paper this weekend.P How cool is that?!?
That sounds majorly cool, sighed Jenny.P You get to write for the newspaper, and I
get to change mufflers.P Drew, what are
you going to be doing?
I still dont know.P
Its some big office building down on Washington Boulevard.P Brown, Brown, Brown and Smith.P That sure sounds exciting.P Im guessing that theyre probably
not test pilots.
Washington Boulevard was just one block away, so Brad and
Jenny kept Drew company while they walked along the busy business district of
downtown.P A few people turned and
stared at Jenny – some even gave a friendly wave.P While Tremorton was getting used to its most famous teenage
robot, almost nobody knew about its second one, Drew.P And that was perfectly fine, as far as he was concerned.P Since hed learned to shape-shift, it had
been easy to look like his old self again; blond hair, blue eyes, jeans and a
t-shirt.P Just another teenager here, folks.P He felt a little guilty doing it around
Jenny – she still had to put up with gawkers.P
But just a little.
Whats the point of Career Week, anyway?P Jenny threw up her hands.P Its a big waste of time.P Besides, duh, Ive already got a
career.P I fight crime and save the
world!P Its what I was designed to
do.P I should know, my mom reminds me at
least twice a day.
Choosing a career is important, Jen! explained Brad.P In a couple of years, were going to be
heading off to college, and well have to pick something to do for the rest of
our lives.P The people who start getting
ready now will get to be doctors, and lawyers, and astronauts.P Those are careers.P The people who dont get ready will have to
mop floors and fill vending machines with little twinkie cakes.P Those are not careers.P So its important, Jen.P Were not all robots, programmed to
know what were supposed to do.
Drew gave Brad a funny look.P You know, Im a robot, and I dont have a clue about what
Im supposed to do.
Brad rolled his eyes.P
All right, youre a bad example.
Something Jenny said had stuck in Drews head.P Jenny, you said your mom designed
you to fight crime and save the world?
Thats right, she nodded.
So when you were first activated what, five years ago?P You knew what you were meant to do.P You knew what your purpose was.P From the moment you were switched on.
More or less.P Of
course, its not like Mom ever gave me much of a choice.
Yeah, but you save people and save the world.P You really cant do any better than
that.P You never had to worry that you
were making the wrong choice.P Drew had
a stressed look on his face.P I have absolutely
no idea what I want to do.P
Especially now.
Well, youre a robot like Jenny, said Brad.P Maybe you could save people too.
Please.P Drew
rolled his eyes.P Sure, Im a robot.P Maybe it means I wind up on an assembly line
in Detroit, painting cars.P Jenny was meant
to be a superhero.P Im an accident.P Im just lucky I didnt wind up in an
underground government lab at Area 51, or something.P He laughed, and looked up at a street sign.P Here we are.P Washington Boulevard.P And
theres the office building.P An
ordinary-looking, fifteen-story steel and glass building rose into the sky,
with a large polished marble sign out front reading Brown, Brown, Brown and
Smith.
Brad grabbed his camera again, trying to figure out the
switches and buttons.P Hey, Drew, go
over and stand in front of the sign.P
Ill take your picture.P Robot
Teen Takes Business World By Storm!
Drew sighed.P Brad,
these guys are probably accountants or insurance salesmen.P Yawn city.P
Youre not going to see anything here thats more exciting than a paper
cut.
An alarm pierced the air with a shrill ring.
Jennys pigtails perked up.P
That sounds like its coming from right next door.
Curious, Drew wandered over to the storefront next to the
office tower.P I dont see anyth-
The huge plate-glass window exploded outward with a
deafening roar, showering him with razor-sharp shards.P The force of the blast flung Drew backwards
into traffic and directly into the path of a city bus.P The driver slammed on the brakes, but he
didnt have enough time.P With a moist thud,
Drew splattered into a thick, silver-green paste on the buss grill and windshield.
Drew! screamed Jenny.P
It was a reflex – a human would never have survived a collision like
that, and she still thought of Drew as sort of human.P But, of course, he wasnt.P
The bus driver stared, stunned, as the silvery glob on his windshield pulled
itself together.P A metallic head and
neck formed, and an arm stretched out to wave Im okay.P Stunned, but okay.
A large, dark figure lunged out of the window of the shop,
landing on the sidewalk concrete with a crushing thunk.P It was a robot, over nine feet tall, with a
lean build, painted pitch black with red trim.P
Dim red lights glowed in its eye sockets, a thin antenna stretched from
the top of its head, and it clutched a large metal box to its chest.P It quickly scanned the sidewalk and street,
as people jumped back in fear, and cars screeched to a halt.
The black-and-red robot took notice of Jenny, and decided
that she was a threat.P A pair of rocket
motors deployed from the back of the robots back, and blasted to life.P Jenny and Brad shielded their eyes as the
cloud of exhaust washed over them, and the robot thief climbed into the sky.
Its time for a little career development, Jenny
grinned.P Get your camera ready, Brad!
Jennys pigtails flamed to life, and she shot into the air
in high-speed pursuit of the thief.P It
might have thought that it could outrun her, but it was wrong.P Jenny was smaller and much faster than the
black-and-red robot, and she caught up to it six hundred feet in the air.P It tried a couple of high-speed turns.P Didnt make a difference.P Jenny pulled into a loop and came down on
top of the thief, grabbing him by the shoulders.
All right, whoever you are, youre coming with me and
youve giving back what you stole!
But the thief had other ideas.P His right arm deployed a short, wide cannon, and spun around to
point directly at Jenny.P Before she
could react, it fired a blob of smooth, white foam directly at her, like a
giant ball of shaving cream.P Within
seconds, it started to expand and harden, and suddenly she was trapped in a
solid cocoon of plastic.P The thief
broke away while Jenny plummeted towards the ground, struggling to escape.P She was only seconds away from slamming into
the sidewalk
But she worked her pigtails free, and slowed herself to a
stop with only three feet to spare.P Now
she could focus on getting loose.P She
flexed her arms in the plastic prison, and blasted a pair of holes in the
cocoon from the inside with her palm lasers.P
With one more burst of robot strength, she broke free, shattering the
plastic into thousands of tiny pieces.
Now she was ticked.P
Once more she rocketed into the sky, and closed in on the escaping
black-and-red robot.P She didnt plan on
giving it a chance to run away this time.P
Her right elbow cracked open, and she deployed her laser limb.P For a shot this far off, her right eye
telescoped outward, its sections clicking together to focus on her target, like
a sniper.
Turnabout is fair play, she smiled.P Lets see how you like skydiving.
Jenny squeezed the trigger on her laser, and a pair of
pencil-thin blasts shot towards the black-and-red robot over a mile away
neatly slicing off his two rocket engines.P
The robot flailed its arms and legs wildly, and started to fall towards
the earth at over two hundred miles an hour.P
It still clung tightly to the heavy metal box that it had stolen from
the downtown store, though.P It must
be something awfully valuable to worry about it even now, Jenny thought.
She thought about just letting the robot smash into the
ground would serve him right for getting that foamy goo all over me
but that wasnt the way her mom had programmed her.P Twenty feet before it smashed into the rooftops, Jenny caught the
red-and-black robot, and set it down gently while grabbing the large metal box
from his claws.
Okay, whats the big idea? she asked.P I mean, its stuff like this that gives
robots a bad name.
The robot didnt say a word.P Instead, it just stood straight up.P Its eyes started to blink, slowly, then faster, and then the tip
of its antenna shone with a bright red light.P
A high-pitched scream started to come from its chest.
Yikes, that cant be good.P Holding on tightly to the heavy metal box, Jenny jumped off the
rooftop a split-second before the black-and-red robot self-destructed with an
air-shattering blast.P She landed
gracefully on the sidewalk below, and looked over her shoulder at the fireball
that mushroomed towards the clouds.P
Bits of black metal, nuts, bolts, and springs fell from the sky.
Jenny flew back to the store, to the cheers of onlookers and
the store employees themselves.P Brad
clicked away with his camera as she drifted down gently with her anti-grav
gyros, and handed the large metal box to a well-dressed woman standing in front
of the stores front entrance.
Thank you, thank you, young lady! she gushed.P We simply cant thank you enough!
It was no biggie, smiled Jenny.P Ive sort of made a career out of stopping bad guys.P Its all in a days work.P What did he steal, anyway?
The woman turned a combination lock on the metal box, and
for the first time, Jenny noticed the ornate label engraved on the boxs lid Marquis
Diamonds.P
The lid popped open, and Jennys eyes grew wide in
delight.P The box was filled with
diamonds the most beautiful, sparkling, glistening blue and white diamonds
shed ever seen in her life.P The
dazzling shine from the gems was almost blinding to the store manager
herself.P Jenny couldnt pull her eyes
from the glittering jewels.P Oooooooh
., she finally managed to say.P
Theyre so pretty!
Theyre lunar diamonds, boasted the store manager.P Very rare.P
Very beautiful.P And you just
saved a box of lunar diamonds worth forty million dollars.
Brad almost choked when he heard the number.P He snapped a few pictures of the lunar
diamonds and patted his best friend on the shoulder.P What a great story this is going to make for my Career Week
project!P Super teen robot saves forty
million bucks in moon diamonds!P
Woohoo!P You should get a reward,
Jenny!
Why, thats an excellent idea, said the store manager.
It was a tempting thought, but No, that wouldnt be
right.P Thats not the reason I chased
that crooked robot.P Thats very kind of
you to offer, maam, but Im just happy you got your diamonds back.P She found herself staring again.P Your shiny sparkly gorgeous
diamonds.P Jenny managed to turn
herself away from the alluring gems, and waved to the store employees.P Wed better get home, guys.P Good-bye, everyone!
Jenny and Brad walked over to check on Drew, who, by now,
had gotten himself back into android form but not without drawing a few
horrified stares from passers-by.P
Nobody was the worse for wear though, and now they had an exciting story
to talk about as they made their way back to their homes in the suburbs.
While her employees got back to work, the store manager
lingered at the front of the shattered display window of Marquis Diamonds,
watching Jenny walk away.P Oh, but you
should be rewarded, young robot, she purred to herself.P Mister Marquis will insist on it.
Continued in Chapter
Two
Shameless plug time I tend to doodle and sketch when Im
plotting a story, and Ive started posting some of my MLaaTR stuff over at
DeviantArt (under the same name, coyoteloon).P Hopefully it doesnt stink too much.P I might put some sketches up to accompany the story as it
progresses.